Feb 14, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG ‘Expensive Accident’ Or ‘Superpower’? Sometimes I just want to put two bloggers in conversation with each other without belaboring the issue too much, so here’s Zachary’s latest juxtaposed with Alex’s latest. Zachary: It's the same-old...
Feb 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com There Might Be No Magic School Bus But There IS A Magic Words Bus Read There Might Be No Magic School Bus But There IS A Magic Words Bus The bus stops at a stop where two guys are waiting to get on. The first one to approach stops while he's blocking the doorway,...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com “Grounds” For Termination Read “Grounds” For Termination Midway through the day, we were in the break room. She gestures at two large full bags of Starbucks beans next to the coffee maker and asks everyone in there: New Hir...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com There’s No Daylight Saving Some People, Part 2 Read There’s No Daylight Saving Some People, Part 2 Me: "Uh, sir, it’s 2 PM." Customer: *Points to his analogue wristwatch.* "No, it’s 6 PM, see?" Me: "Sir, it’s 6 PM in your home state. It’s 2 PM ...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Getting It By Half Read Not Getting It By Half Employee: "You got charged for two toppings." Me: "No, it's one topping. ½ plus ½ equals one topping." Employee: "But pepperoni is one topping, and sausage is one toppin...
Feb 13, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Kleines Kunstprojekt: PeerPressure Ich habe ein kleines Kunstprojekt mit einem zellulären Automaten gemacht.
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Locked Out Of The Refund Option Read Locked Out Of The Refund Option Customer: "I need to return this, obviously!" Me: "It looks like it was sawn in half." Customer: "Because it was! My daughter forgot the combination to her scho...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Insert Laptop To Continue Read Insert Laptop To Continue Me: "Can you show me what’s wrong?" She then tries to power on the docking station and says: Client: "See? There's no power! It's not lighting up." Read Insert Laptop...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Standard Sample Of The Customer Base Read A Standard Sample Of The Customer Base Coworker: "He’s had, like, nine of the brownies. He even tried to be triplets called Terry, Tim, and Tommy. I don’t think he was thinking it through as h...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Somewhere In There Is An April Fool Read Somewhere In There Is An April Fool Customer: "Where's your Father's Day ad? I want to see what sales you have for Father's Day." Me: "We don't have them yet." Customer: "Why not?!" Me: "It's ...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Line Earns More Per Minute Than You Do Read This Line Earns More Per Minute Than You Do I ran a small retail store for a few years. A new guy ends up working in there with me, and I'd been thinking that things were going relatively smoo...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Do You Think That Counts As An OSHA Violation? Read Do You Think That Counts As An OSHA Violation? My husband was attempting to hang a German cuckoo clock from the 1860s on the wall when he accidentally stepped on the cat and went tumbling THRO...
Feb 13, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 07/2026 It was a busy week. I think it will be until the end of March, till we start our vacation. I managed to workout (P.T.) twice and play once this week. Time spent on reading, media consumption, and p...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Let’s Hope Things Improve By The Time The Gregorian Calendar Hits 2568 Read Let’s Hope Things Improve By The Time The Gregorian Calendar Hits 2568 Customer: "Hi. I think there's negative energy in my room." Me: "I’m sorry, ma’am. Can you explain what you mean?" Custom...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Behaving Coldly Toward Your Parents Read Behaving Coldly Toward Your Parents Dad: "You don't need air conditioning." Me: "Just because YOU don't need air conditioning doesn't mean I'M not gonna melt!" Dad: " [My Name], summer is SUPP...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Neither The Times Or The Place Read Neither The Times Or The Place I'm standing on a subway platform at Times Square. A woman comes up to another passenger near me and asks him: Woman: "What train goes to Times Square?" Guy: "Al...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Blame Canada! Part 17 Read Blame Canada! Part 17 Customer: "That's wrong! Thanksgiving isn't until November 23rd! You have your signs up WAY too early!" Me: "You're thinking of Thanksgiving in the US, ma'am. This is Can...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I worked in a supermarket in a town about an hour and 30 minutes from the town I lived in. One Wednesday, I finished my shift at midday, like most Wednesday and got on a double-decker bus back...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The End Of The World Is The Start Of Class Read The End Of The World Is The Start Of Class Me: "And then there's the Mayan calendar, which was a little famous for a few years recently because people were saying it predicted the end of the w...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com What Do You Mean No Pillow Mints?! Read What Do You Mean No Pillow Mints?! Patient's Daughter: "This is how you call for service." Me: *As sweetly as I can manage.* "No, ma'am. "Service" is what you call for at Macy's. Here you're c...
